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trillass-llama:

*new follower*
Fuk is u
*looks at tagged/me*
O shit wassup tho

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

itreallyatemyhand:

So this guy was giving me shit for wearing a beanie and a tank-top at the same time because like, why would I wear a hat if it’s not cold out

And so I said,

I’d make a comparison to something you’re wearing to help you understand, but obviously none of your clothing decisions are based on aesthetic merit

And I’m proud of that.

nentindo:

okaynadine:

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i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

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harpistin221bwinchesteralley:

ibelieveinsher0ck:

stopholdingontoair:

It’s weird to think about how your birth is a fixed point in time but your death is constantly moving based on the decisions you make. The length of your life is always fluctuating.

Woah

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hungrypumkin:

kyairoo:

pir8crabs:

coolarmin:

werewolfmonarch:

remember the website where they didnt properly format the html so the text just kept getting bigger

http://www.sewingandembroiderywarehouse.com/embtrb.htm

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