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"Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?"
-Lea Grover, "We Don’t Play With Our Vulvas At The Table" (via carriemp)

I will never not reblog this.

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Artist: Arctic Monkeys



Alright so I saw a post on here and it was this song but sped to walking speed…except Alex sounded like a chipmunk. So I took it upon myself to do the same thing, except keep the original pitch. I love it.





so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles


Can we talk about how witchcraft is bad for children yet using words like “fornicating, drug-dealer” is okay for children to read


"Oh hi I’m drunk and lonely and I want attention and pity and you’ll do because you’re around and no one else is"

Yeah cheers for that cause I forgot I don’t have anything else to offer apart from helping you feel better because of your lack of female attention but at least you had the decency to ask if I were single unlike last time


Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

"Be proud of yourself for how hard you’re trying."
-mhconsumer (via mhconsumer)